As you must have realized (or else you probably wouldn’t have found your way to this little corner of the site) ,whenever you, the reader, reloads a page or changes to another page on Folly and Innovation, the “What the Critics are Saying” portion in the header also changes to another random criticism/praise. It’s one of the many magical cogs that’s constantly spinning behind the scenes. In order to grease that cog (to continue with this, oh-so-accurate metaphor) I like to constantly feed it new criticisms. But, I will let you in on a secret…all of those quotes are entirely fabricated! Total hot air! Absolute hogwash! The very pinnacle of malarky! I must apologize, I have been fooling you all this time into believing that the likes of General Alfonse Smithowich is a not only a retired General/comic critic, but that he said “These comics are the stuff dreams are made of! They are usually absurd and entirely forgettable!”

But, there is a silver lining to this grey and deceptive cloud. You too can be apart of the trickery! All you have to do is create an absurd, humorous, or clever (preferably all three) criticism/praise of the comics and send said phrases to me and you may see your piece on the site! Let me impose a few guidelines for consistancy:

1) Keep the submission to 3 sentences or less

2) The quote must be uttered by a totally fanciful person conjured in your mind

3) Hilarity…just hilarity.

And that’s it. I’ll pick out the best ones and constantly be updating the cache of random quotes.
Submit yo’ quotes below.