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2012

Sep 20The Future!
Sep 18If only that shampoo mohawk would stay on all day
Sep 13“Oppan Gangnam Style!” They shouted…knowing full well that I could not and would not “Oppan” anything
Sep 11Expertly Handled Social Interaction
Sep 6The First Family of Cool Voices
Sep 4Just a silly misunderstanding
Aug 30Be a PokeMAN!
Aug 28Please…for all of our sakes
Aug 23I think it’s the way he shakes the chair when he bounces his knee
Aug 21Foolproof Business Plan
Aug 16Pretty sure this is how it went
Aug 13Don’t you talk to me about grammar
Aug 9For JUSTICE!
Aug 7Curiosity
Aug 2The Perfect Crime
Jul 31Does he laugh like Santa?
Jul 26And it taste great on a BLT to boot!
Jul 19Facial Recognition
Jul 17To be fair, calling shotgun is pretty sacred
Jul 12Where are you getting your advice?!
Jul 10Seriously, find yourself a heated toilet seat
Jul 5Rosebud
Jul 3Not that I’m bitter or anything…
Jun 28And knowing is half the battle
Jun 26It just hurts so good.
Jun 19So who’s a member of for Occupy Occupy Occupy Wallstreet? …head lice
Jun 14Four words: socks in the dryer
Jun 11Well that was a waste of an hour
Jun 7I guess it’s not too ironic, then
Jun 5The Joker, the Riddler, and the Compiler
May 31Honesty is the best policy
May 29Satisfaction Guaranteed!
May 24I want to work with Geordi and Data with such fervor that I can almost taste it. All of it.
May 22Okay…well, it rhymes with macaroni…so that’s a start right?
May 17Some people say, you know them can’t believe…
May 15Why are you here, even?
May 10Bro-jangles
May 8Gross.
May 3You can use that line on your significant other. Totally free of charge.
May 1It’s so much easier to win an argument when you have a few choice GIFs up your sleeve
Apr 26Should You Grow A Mustache?
Apr 24Maybe I need a new mattress?
Apr 18Facial Repair
Apr 17This is doubly true for the Band of Brothers theme
Apr 12And don’t even get him started on the JFK assasination
Apr 10…and “Chego” is Portuguese for “I get” which is also something…I guess
Apr 5Sincerely, All Your Friends
Apr 3Tony Stark just edges out Smaug to capture the number six spot
Mar 29It cannot be overstated
Mar 27It certainly is.
Mar 22Also, I need to get rid of this nose ASAP
Mar 20…and some chopsticks.
Mar 15At least there’s no mention of flatulence this time
Mar 13How I spend time my on Skype
Mar 8“Perhaps a giftcard,” I remember saying. “A scented candle even.”
Mar 6I’ll bring some Dr. Seuss books. Who knows, the baby might like them too!
Mar 1This had better not be another one of your “Firefly” references.
Feb 28Everybody was too busy being involved in Harry’s life and adventures
Feb 23Yeah, Life, did you enjoy the lemon rind garnish and slight hint of peppermint? Huh? Did you?
Feb 21Get on it, Inventors.
Feb 16I read Pitchfork for goodness sake
Feb 14Normies are so easy to fool.
Feb 9Brain muscles.
Feb 7…if it makes you feel any better, they are awesome health code violations!
Feb 2“A camera is worth a thousand words”…or something like that
Jan 31Ha ha. I’m always doing that! Ha ha.
Jan 263 Things you never see in a Sci-fi show/movie/book
Jan 24Entrapment
Jan 18Subversive Comic
Jan 17Spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, and spam.
Jan 12Pillow peace talks are really starting to break down…the strength of our resolve and blanket forts will be tested.
Jan 10Coming this Fall on CBS…
Jan 5…perhaps an uppercase “I”?
Jan 3It was so hard to carry that guilt all these years

2011

Dec 22The Taunting Epic of Christian Bale Part 2 of 2
Dec 20The Taunting Epic of Christian Bale Part 1 of 2
Dec 15What will happen when he runs out of money…or game shows?
Dec 13How I spend my time while playing tennis
Dec 8Is it tough? It sounds like it would be a tough job, probably.
Dec 6Perfect for re-gifting
Dec 1Pick me up a bottle of wine while you’re over there
Nov 29Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Nov 24Who watches the watchmen…no, wait, I mean… the cookies.
Nov 22The police academy has a surprisingly strong applied physics program.
Nov 17There’s no way you’re getting a Christmas card this year
Nov 15Insert Admiral Akbar joke here
Nov 10With the notable exception of slow dancing. I’m still an outstanding slow dancer.
Nov 8I don’t know where you’re going to find a suitable source of Caesium though.
Nov 3It’s also the number one source of naked people pictures and cat pictures. Pretty scary stuff.
Nov 1Why so serious?
Oct 27But does it contain a bomb?!? (No, it’s a new shirt)
Oct 25Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
Oct 20Potato, frigate..ahto
Oct 18Well, I want to take her to a LAN party and play some FPS co-op
Sep 15…he was a Sagittarius…
Sep 12What if schools were run by TV producers?
Sep 8Please do not try this at home…unless you’re awesome. (But seriously don’t)
Sep 6Number two is, of course, teaching them the dangers of pulling peoples fingers
Sep 1A Variation on “Haters Gonna Hate” in the key of A(lice in Wonderland)
Aug 30Ode on a Grecian Burn
Aug 25I can’t wait to see what the airport security body scanners end up doing to us. My guess? Ability to communicate with sea life.
Aug 23I spend a lot of time on the holodeck
Aug 18An average night in the life of a person living by themselves
Aug 16Like?
Aug 11I heard Di Vinci could pull a 360 Frontside Air
Aug 9And after that you can do the toilet brushes
Aug 4And don’t even get me started on tube tops.
Aug 2Double the fun?
Jul 28I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the Deathly Hallows.
Jul 26I mean, Episode 1 isn’t THAT bad. Just substitute Jar Jar Binks’ voice with Morgan Freeman’s in your head.
Jul 21…and it seems like you’ve spent that time rolling around in poison ivy.
Jul 19Right! Right?
Jul 14Frankly, they’ve been on thin ice since “Jersey Shore” got renewed for a second season
Jul 12We’ll also probably watch a galaxy rise in our space ships…so yeah, in conclusion, I don’t even care.
Jul 7…and what’s more, it’s the third time it’s happened this month with three different guys
Jul 5…because only fools eat crackers straight up
Jun 30I exclusively read the National Inquirer
Jun 28Oh wait, I forgot to tell him to make sure to miss every shot
Jun 23If you like that, I’ve a screenplay that’ll blow your socks off
Jun 21Three words to silence all arguments against: Cushioned Toilet Seat
Jun 16Wizard of Guffaws
Jun 14Of course! One mustn’t condone the careful and credible custom of constructing sentences crawling with consonance, either.
Jun 9Fun Fact: Identifying all of those references is the first test in becoming my best friend
Jun 7This is exactly how the internet works…I’m pretty sure
Jun 2Uncle Akbar Wants YOU for the Rebel Alliance
May 31Limit Break…….Infinity Gp
May 26There’s no place like home, Doctor Jones!
May 24This week, Tony’s bandying words with some rapscallions
May 19Nothing wrong with spending some quality time with Corey, Topanga, Shawn and the gang
May 17I’m looking at you, half of my friends
May 12Little Steves, I thought I told you turn that TV down
May 10If we don’t get at least one supervillain out of it I’ll be disappointed
May 5A plot hole three decades in the making
May 3I mean, who were they kidding with that music video?
Apr 28Technological Romance
Apr 26If I were a boss, I would nickname all of my employees “Jenkins”
Apr 21So you want to rent a movie?
Apr 19So you’re a Lawye…docto…gineer, or something right?
Apr 14Let’s get quizzical
Apr 12Joyce Carol Oates? More like Joyce Carol “BLOATS”
Apr 7The other option was the fire flower…probably too violent, though
Apr 5…or to give me twenty bucks
Mar 30Coming this fall to a theater near you…
Mar 29Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Mar 24Them laser tag fools be straight trippin’
Mar 22This is true of every single FPS I own…seriously, you guys
Mar 17Don’t you just hate it when this happens?
Mar 15How to tell good jazz from bad jazz
Mar 10Anyone for Big Macs?
Mar 8It’ll make a great story at their eventual wedding reception
Mar 3“I have never seen a fish I couldn’t beat at swimming”…what?
Mar 1But I won’t do that
Feb 24What’s all that claptrap?
Feb 22But it’s just so darn versatile
Feb 17I love the smell of fresh photons in the morning
Feb 15College Flashback: Professors work even better than sleeping meds
Feb 10…When you’re living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
Feb 8It’s pretty much as good as drawing a mathematical katana
Feb 3Sounds like a raw deal
Feb 1The Circle of “Life”
Jan 27It just seems like every date ends this way these days
Jan 25I hate when this happens
Jan 20Sources of the Average American’s Soccer Knowledge
Jan 18Tomfoolery you say? Whereabouts?
Jan 13Mine would be some Jalapeño flavored chips and a Lightsaber
Jan 11Or maybe we could go to the video game store…the one in the mall
Jan 6Great Moments in History
Jan 4Not your usual family game night

2010

Dec 23On the fourth day of Christmas…reality sets in
Dec 21Cookie-tastic!
Dec 16It’s as if millions of leaves cried out and were suddenly silenced
Dec 14Friday night out with some engineering majors
Dec 9We were called “Lando and the Bespin Sky Traffic Band”
Dec 7Conception Conversion Chart
Dec 2Captain’s Log Supplemental – I am the best.
Nov 30First Kisses and Fairy Princesses
Nov 25Galactic Food Chain
Nov 23CS Lewis: the comic
Nov 18“Sorry goose, it’s time to buzz the tower” never really seemed to fit…
Nov 16Say what you will, but Mary Martin will always be my Peter Pan
Nov 11Sephiroth? Sounds like a good name for a metal band.
Nov 9We had a good run. I mean, two sequels? No previous universe even made it to one.
Nov 4There are no other civic responsibilities that get you a free sticker
Nov 2Don’t ask what a fire in a barrel can do for you…
Oct 28Going out with a bang
Oct 26This week, Tony’s up to his ears in hijinks!
Oct 21Seriously you guys, we all know that Batman always wins.
Oct 19I know why the caged bird plays videogames
Oct 14To each his own is what I always say. Well…most of the time.
Oct 12Pokemon + Folly + Innovation
Oct 7Everything I’ve ever wished for has smelled like Cinnamon Buns
Oct 5…also, don’t sleep in your room…again for completely unrelated reasons
Sep 30Little known fact: all the cool guys hang around pet supermarkets
Sep 28Would you have any Grey Poupon?
Sep 23That explains all the weird cat videos
Sep 21Not sure if the cell phone savings outweigh the exorbitant string cost of tin can phones
Sep 16This week, Tony’s up to some Shenanigans
Sep 14I break every piece of awkward news while fishing. Every. Single. Piece.
Sep 9Dreams are a little creepy if you stop to think about it
Sep 6Hey…don’t look at me, it’s company policy!
Sep 2Teachers respond, “well…that’s one less thing, I guess.”
Aug 31The fate of all the grad students in the future
Aug 26You’re welcome for the funk guitar you are about to sing in your head
Aug 24This may come to fisticuffs
Aug 19Hit me! Oh, wrong card game?
Aug 17Facebook…a devious scheme? Nah…there’s no way.
Aug 12My destiny calls and I go
Aug 10You got World History in my Economics! You got Economics in my World History!
Aug 5Naked monkeys with the ability to fly and speak to sea creatures!
Aug 3My number one was drawing this comic…It’s all just gravy from here on out
Jul 29You’re stinkin’ up the course with that wreck!
Jul 27Pro Tip: Don’t ever ask a New Yorker if they like Chicago style pizza
Jul 22There’s a whole lot of rhythm goin’ round
Jul 20What’s in a name?
Jul 15And don’t even get me started on shooting stars
Jul 13Excerpt from a book in the future titled “How Pigs Became Extinct”
Jul 8Skrelplinker!…Flosterile!
Jul 5Cloning? I have three words for you: Ten. thousand. Shwarzeneggers.
Jul 1Strap up your Birkenstocks
Jun 29Pokemon no. 124
Jun 24Licorice? The correct spelling should be lickoarish.
Jun 22Hold me closer Tony Danza
Jun 17A pop cultural reference crossed with a math reference? In a webcomic?
Jun 15What about Wario?
Jun 10Error report? Mine usually just goes straight to blue screen
Jun 8They are, of course, running at 88 mph
Jun 3Nightrider, anyone?
Jun 1A preemptive answer to your emails: Yes, that is the speaker from Doc Brown’s lab
May 27Now with 12% more awkwardness
May 25Saluki net
May 20Time out. Sorry bad guys. I am running out of air.
May 18Additionally, arguing on the internet is absolutely a good use of time
May 13I usually just give out one of my old Yug-i-oh cards
May 11True story, this comic is the best
May 6Literacy – not just for suckers anymore
May 4Ninjas are to webcomics what Kevin Bacon is to movies
Apr 29- Noun – of or relating to owning in scrabble
Apr 27The Final Frontier
Apr 22More Than Meets the Eye
Apr 20Could you repeat that last line a little louder and into my jacket lapel?
Apr 15Garden of forking comics
Apr 13Harmony Stompin’
Apr 8Even after so many years, I still don’t have a definitive idea of what that song is about
Apr 6O Holy Night, Batman!
Apr 1He who controls the bikes, controls the Universe
Mar 30Rule 1: You do not talk about this comic. Rule 2: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS COMIC.
Mar 25Recursive Podcast
Mar 23Turns out that Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are the same dude!
Mar 18And so it Begins…
Mar 16Totally worth it
Mar 12A Day in the Life
Mar 11Think of all the poor skinless cats
Mar 10Cheating: A Cautionary Tale
Mar 9These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
Mar 8Which came first?

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